Unconnected oneshots/drabbles about the founders, archived from tumblr. Various Pairings. Some are explicit in nature. Currently 36 chapters

Soulmates are rare and prized in the world of shinobi. The healing and implicit loyalty always makes for something powerful and prized -- and not something that's supposed to be found between two members of an enemy clan.

So, no. Tobirama wasn't expecting this.

Uchiha Hikaku, asked by his clan head to join his household as a dignified beta, does not think of saying anything other than yes, knowing he will have no opportunity to ever be closer to Madara than this. His duties will include caring for the household, including Madara's new mate. Which is perfectly fine, Hikaku can deal with that easily.

At least, he can until Tobirama turns out to be nothing like he expected, in ways that really shouldn't be a problem, but are.

It is a decision he may, or may not, come to regret.

Content Warnings: Omegaverse, Arranged Marriage, Dubcon

It's an old, old tradition, back from before the clans were constantly at each other's throats. At age sixteen, main house children go out into the world, find their first missions, work with civilians, build some good will for their clan.

In these days of war, Izuna has already been a shinobi for years, but the tradition still remains. And it's why he ends up on the most asinine mission he could possibly imagine.

The fact that he's not alone in the experience really only makes it worse.

Tobirama has never before used the seal in real combat. He has made certain that no one knows about its existence but him. And yet when he moves to flash to the kunai he's thrown with the hirashin seal he'd so carefully painted on it…

Someone beats him to it.

The mission is as highly efficient as it is foolish. More's the fool to Madara for seeing it through to the end.

At least he won't be going home empty handed.

Content Warnings: Dubcon.

It's a trap, though it's not meant for him. Madara decides to walk into it anyways.

Content Warnings: Dubcon, Crossdressing.

At this point, Madara is more surprised to have someone take her preferences into account than she isn't.

Concent Warnings: Dubcon, Genderbend.

Amaterasu bid the Uchiha to keep her blessed safe, and so they have.

It's just that this particular one needs to be kept safe from himself, more than anything else.

Hashirama puts his brother out of commission. Somehow Madara ends up the one who has to deal with it.

He doesn't mind as much as he thought he would.

Content Warnings: Dubcon, Sex Pollen.

Their relationship happened all out of order, but Madara doesn't think it could have gone another way, really.

The Hatake have long been a loyal Uchiha ally , and Madara is lucky indeed to have found his perfect mate in their ranks.

…Right?

As it turns out, Tobirama knows just as much about Uchiha courting practices as Izuna knows about the Senjus'.

Animal Features AU

There is a child, alone and terrified and far from home. Tobirama had promised himself that he would never let that happen again so long as he could prevent it.

His instincts have nothing to do with it.

Denki thinks its only fair that he takes an interest in Hitoshi. The boy is the local witch's apprentice, hes the only one in town who's going to be anything worth anything. Falling for him was more likely to happen than it wasn't.

Imagine his surprise when Denki is the one to catch attention -- and is the one who has to leave.

Fantasy AU + Childhood friends AU

Denki might be having the worst year of his life, but he's determined to find at least one bright spot in it.

See, Denki really, really loves his summer job. He's a tour-guide of sorts, taking people out on a glass-bottomed boat to get a look at the merfolk colony off the coast of his little seaside town. It's fun, it pays decent, he gets to talk about merfolk all day and he's managed to kind-of sort-of befriend a few of them.

And then a new merfolk appears. A siren, actually. And for some reason it seems to be very interested in him.

(When the things you like aren't the things the world wants from you, you try to make it work out, anyways)

Modern Fantasy + Mermaid AU

Aizawa Shota is not the most personable man. He is aware of this, and is at peace with it. It is frustrating, though, when he's trying to gain the trust of a kid and making very little progress.

He certainly doesn't mean to ask for help, especially not from Fukukado Emi, of all people, but he gets it.

And if they have anything to say about it, the kid will get help, too.

Content Warnings: Child abuse and neglect

Midoriya Izuku is a normal, quirkless, college drop-out. He's not a vigilante. Everything he does is perfectly above board and totally legal -- He's double checked.

It would be nice if everyone else could see it that way, though.

(Izuku becomes an informant, sort of. Trouble follows.)

Content Warnings: Suicidal Ideation

5 times Shota saw Shinso for the hero he was going to be.

Content Warnings: Mentioned child abuse

In which pro-hero Chargebolt takes the night shift, meets a cute guy, gets radicalized, and totally forgets that underground heroes exist.

Denki was pretty sure he should feel betrayed by this or something, because Shinso was now technically his competition, but the only thought he could force through his frazzled brain was, "Oh, god, he looks so hot."

Band AU

Denki has been excited to meet his soulmate for as long as he can remember.

His soulmate does not feel the same.

Soulmate AU

Content Warnings: Mentioned child abuse.

He had told himself that when he didn't get into UA he would give up on becoming a hero. But he had gotten in. Kind of.

What was he supposed to do with that?

Or: Despite his best efforts Izuku doesn't make it into the hero course, but he does make it into Gen-Ed. And it turns out there are a lot of kids in Gen-Ed who want to be heroes just as badly as him.

Being touched by the spirits can manifest in a lot of different ways: white hair, exceptional skill, good luck.

Sometimes in the Fire Nation, it shows up as a difficult birth, two horns, and a tail.

/ Zuko is spirit touched. Agni is a trickster. A tale of finding oneself through the discovery of banned literature.